Writing for teens is so much fun. As a writer of teen fiction, I create scenarios knowing all will end well. In the real world, that isn’t always the case. Anyway, yesterday my pastor read a letter that a son wrote his father. It cracked me up and I thought I would share it with you guys. (Oh and I looked for the author to this and it’s unknown)
Dear Dad,
It is with great regret and sorrow that I’m writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you. I’ve been finding real passion with Stacy, and she is so nice, but I knew you
would not approve of her, because of all her piercing’s, tattoos, her tight motorcycle clothes, and because she is so much older than I am. But it’s not only the passion.
would not approve of her, because of all her piercing’s, tattoos, her tight motorcycle clothes, and because she is so much older than I am. But it’s not only the passion.
Dad she’s pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods, and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn’t, really hurt anyone.
We’ll be growing it for ourselves, and trading it with the other people in the commune, for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we’ll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS, so Stacy can get better. She sure deserves it!! Don’t worry Dad, I’m 15, and I know how to take care of myself. Someday, I’m sure we’ll be back to visit, so you can get to know your grandchildren.
Love, your son,
John.
John.
P.S. Dad, None of the above is true. I’m over at Tommy’s house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the report card that’s in my center desk drawer. I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home.